I came across this minutes ago from Mr Brown. Thought of sharing with you all....
Rejection lines and what the girl really means
Found this list of rejection lines from Charlotte's web. The "brother" and the "friends" lines sure bring back many a bad memory from teenagehood. Excuse me while I go to one corner and weep...sob:
Not familiar with rejection lines? Here's what we really mean. So get a hint, ok, guys? Seesh.
10. I think of you as a brother. (You remind me of that irritating pest. And I'm not into incest either.)
9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (You are one jurassic geezer.)
8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You are the ugliest freak I've ever laid eyes upon.)
7. My life is too complicated right now. (I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing.)
6. I've got a boyfriend (He's my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry's).
5. I don't date men where I work. (Actually, I wouldn't even date you if you were in the same 'solar system', much less the same building.)
4. It's not you, it's me. (It's not me, it's you.)
3. I'm concentrating on my career. (Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.)
2. I'm celibate. (I've sworn off only the men like you.)
1. Let's be friends. (I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have fun with. It's that male perspective thing)
My views abt this.
There seems to be upright battle abt lousy Singaporean men from other blogs that I had viewed recently. Mi need some time to think abt it....so no comments from mi yet. Will continue to assess the situation b4 I comment...
http://raynerlim.blogspot.com/2006/01/docile-singleporean-men.html
http://millionraindrops.blogspot.com/2006/01/rude-local-guys.html
Thought that I might simmer the situation. Here is what I get when I was abt to be go steady with Huimin then, on the lighter note
I like a guy in our class. You guess who?? (Dumb boy, it is you lah!)
Aliying :)
1 comment:
haha finally able to comment! Not that this has anything to do with your post.....
Anyway with regard to your post,just be thankful you've found a fantastic lady to stand by you all this time!
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